I had a hermit crab and a dollhouse…..
SWEET BABY JESUS I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL HOUSE AND YOU HAD SOME SORT OF HUGE ASS CRUSTACEAN LIVING IN IT AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT
It’s okay, like 12 other people thought that
WE ALL THOUGHT THAT
(Source: , via fuck-you-gadreel)
what the american school system teaches us
What every school system teaches us*
NO ME MOOSTA.
where did noah keep his bees
IN THE ARK HIVES
Get away from me right now
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
That last image is too adorable to not reblog.
natasha: [CASUALLY DODGES ALIEN PHOTON BLAST AND CALMLY RESUMES FIRE]
clint: [RESTING FACE WHILE DESTROYING 10 CHITAURI WITH SINGLE ARROW]
clint looks so bored like he’s making his grocery list in his head